peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
so there’s this guy at my school whose middle name is odin and he says he’s gonna have a son one day named thor then adopt a boy and name him loki then see if history repeats itself
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
unfold a horse
okay im going to watch frozen
um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes
wheres the hole
the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
bitch thats the dude from pirates of the caribbean
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed