Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
i took a screenshot b/c y’all had to see the entirety of this shade
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
What do you mean. wrong?
We mean WRONG, Soldier.
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now
DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”